both scatological and anthropological
the myth of man's beginning is somewhat illogical
and while for these words i may feel the flame
apostasy nor heresy are my desired aim
but to say in God's image that i was created
begs a certain question that's rather belated
must this creator, when he leaves his plate
also find time to defecate?

surely the scriptures are sadly myopic
for not a word is lent to this delightful topic
unless of course, they suffered some deletion
or the man above enjoys immaculate excretion
nevertheless i'll probably never know
regardless of which place it is i go
but i find it hard to admit i've sinned
to a god that quite possibly, also breaks wind